Kids' Wise Words!

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
-Patrick, age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him.
-Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
-Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes.
-Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
-Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with yoru spurs on.
-Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
-Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-Taylia, 11
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
-Mitchell, 12
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
-Kyoyo,9
11. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
-Kellie, 11
12. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
-Naomi, 15
13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
-Joel, 10
14. Never try to baptize a cat.
-Eileen, 8